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High ResolutionThis, is my best friend Mr.Davis
he’s leaving at the end of this semester and that kind of makes me really sad.
Everyone who goes to school with me, just absolutely knows that he’s the best fucking science teacher ever. He’s intelligent, funny, and incredibly kind.
Today I presented him with a giant cake, that I had baked for him.
I almost cried, because I almost wish that I could have given him something that couldn’t disappear so fast.
But he likes cake.
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Past boyfriend dialogue
- Him: Yeah, remember when you said Fuck you Cory, I'm leaving you
- Me: LOL no
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I’m Famous
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The real truth about me:
- Me: I'm like that creepy old man that lives around the block
- Me: People WANT to think that I'm a good person
- Me: but inside they know I'm going to violate their sons
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BONERS69
THE ONLY THING MISSING IS YOU
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What I really look like
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Let’s get lost tonight.
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
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I just spilled soda all over my keyboard,
then I licked it off.
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Conversations with ex boyfriends:
- EB: Calm your panties
- Me: I'm not wearing any, so there.
- EB: Calm yo clit then. Sheesh
- Me: Dammit why you so nasty? Fuck
- EB: Well, you said you weren't wearing any panties. and I know you better than to have a bush, so I couldn't say calm your bush.
- Me: I could have a bush, you don't know that. Maybe I grew out of my nobodyhairstage
- EB: True but you have good taste
- This went from being completely disgusted.
- To completely flattered.
- You win this time Ex Boyfriend
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My drug use has only been stifled by the fact that,
I’m too lazy to actually sniff out any of the skunk.
Life sucks when you’re too much of a sloth to even continue your own addiction.
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High ResolutionMy life
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So, I’ve learned that at 6:45AM
All my Indonesian facebook “friends” are awake to post indecipherable facebook statuses.
So, I’ve been going down the list liking every single one and posting “LOL”
I’m just not hoping that one of them isn’t like
“my grandmother just died”
Then I’ll feel like a prick and they’ll realize that I have no idea what they’re talking about.
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Name: Must Be Love (JayceK Remix)[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Artist: JayceK
Must Be Love - Cassie Feat. P.Diddy (JayceK Remix)
Lovely
my favorite right now<3
This shit used to be brand new
I'm Winter Smith and this is my About me
